candy Archives - Matthew Bey This one guy, you know? Fri, 18 Nov 2022 19:01:47 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://www.matthewbey.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/cropped-PTDC0019-32x32.jpg candy Archives - Matthew Bey 32 32 Giant marshmallow https://www.matthewbey.com/giant-marshmallow/ https://www.matthewbey.com/giant-marshmallow/#respond Fri, 04 May 2012 02:08:29 +0000 http://www.matthewbey.com/?p=940 I bought this bag of giant marshmallows from the supermarket. Because they were, you know, giant. But there was a value added aspect to them as well. Some of the marshmallows were strawberry flavored, and some were vanilla. Keeping in mind that actual strawberries taste like artificial strawberry flavoring the same way that actual cats

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I bought this bag of giant marshmallows from the supermarket. Because they were, you know, giant. But there was a value added aspect to them as well. Some of the marshmallows were strawberry flavored, and some were vanilla. Keeping in mind that actual strawberries taste like artificial strawberry flavoring the same way that actual cats look like Hello Kitty.

The giant bag of giant marshmallows took a place of honor on the counter of the office kitchen, and was devoured completely within days. I would estimate that I ate no more than 45% of the bag.

They appeared to be from a Mexican food producer, putting a lie to the myth that North Americans are the ones eating all the marshmallows. And certainly the North American varieties rarely have flavoring, a giant missed opportunity in my book.

When looking at this picture, keep in mind that my hands are quite large.

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